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[Nikki] Nothing special. Just gotta get a gun. [Loudon] A gun? A gun?
Absolutely not. No way. No. No can do. Sorry. [Nikki] Look, it'll take us a half an hour, max. 10 minutes to get there, 5 minutes to make the connection.
We'll be there in plenty of time to make the 1:45 and you'll never see me again, except maybe in your dreams.
[Loudon] Nightmares. Nightmares is the word you're looking for, Miss Finn. [Nikki] Nikki. [Loudon] Miss Nikki. [Nikki] Nah, Miss Finn. [Loudon] Miss Nifkin. Listen, listen ...
you've been out of prison exactly twenty three minutes. Now, I'm not a criminal lawyer, no, but I suspect it's very illegal --
[Nikki] Hey -- meet me out front. I gotta ditch this guy.
[Loudon] So my advice to you is to seek some professional help. I mean, get a job, or something. You know, even a menial job at this point -- [ALARM]
[Security] I got you!
[Loser] Oh, hey -- no -- I swear I didn't take nothing. What are you doing?
[Nikki] Let's get out of here. There's nothing here I want. [Security] What is this? [Loser] Beethoven? Oh, give me a break.
[Nikki] Good work, pal. Lock him up and throw away the key.
Hah! [Security] Thanks, ma'am.
I knew you were up to no good. [Nikki] Loudon, I've been thinking it over. You know, you're right. I don't need any more trouble in my life. I'm going to get on that bus and go back to Philly, start all over again. [Loudon] Well, I think you're doing the right thing. [Nikki] Yeah. Thanks for everything.
Goodbye Murray. I'm going to miss you most of all. [Loudon] Wait, I'm driving you. [Nikki] No, you've done enough for me already. [PURRING] [Loudon] But, I'm supposed to make sure you get on the bus. [PURRING] [Loudon] Come on, get in. [Nikki] Can I drive? [Loudon] No! Absolutely not! GROWL! [Loudon] Alright.
Maybe. [Tiger] GROWL!
[Loudon] Alright. But no tricks. [Nikki] No tricks. [Loudon] You promise? [Nikki] I promise. I promise. No tricks.
Hey, Loudon. Guess what?
Tricks!
[Crash] Sorry!
[Butch Cop] They're getting away.
[Loudon] Oh, my God. You robbed that store! Where are we going?
[Nikki] I robbed nothing. When you rob a store you stick up the cashier. I boosted a few tapes. There's a bit of a difference. [Loudon] Alright. I didn't want to do this, but I have no choice.
Citizen's arrest. [Nikki] Citizen's arrest?
Kid, you're so cute. Here it is.
[Loudon] Oh, my God! [Nikki] We'll make it! [Loudon] I'll accept anything but a tie!
[Music] I've tried and tried
to get next to you
[Nikki] Detour! Ha ha!
[Loudon] Freight train! Freight train! Freight train! [Music] But I don't give in
so easily
I know that you're afraid
that I might
Can't stop thinking about
you babe, can't stop
[POLICE SIREN]
[Nikki] Now look what you've done.
[Tiger] GROWL!
[Cop] Alright, get out of the car with your hands up. [Nikki] Oh, officer, thank god you found us. See, my husband's having a heart attack and ...
we got to get him to the hospital. Is this the way?
[Cop] Let me see your license. [Nikki] I don't have a license.
You see, I was only driving because it was an emergency and I mean, look at him!
[Loudon] Ah! Help me! *** [Nikki] Listen, you're in real good hands.
Oh God, he's so young! [Nurse] Are you his wife? [Nikki] Uh-huh. [Nurse] I'm going to need some information. What's the patient's name? [Nikki] Loudon. [Nurse] Uh-huh. Loudon what? [Nikki] Clear. [Nurse] Loudon Clear. Mrs. Clear have you noticed anything wrong with your husband recently?
[Nikki] Well, he hasn't exactly been Valentino in the sack lately, if that's what you mean. [Loudon] Ah!
[Nikki] Oh, God!
Hey, he's hysterical. Can't you give him something?
I mean, help! He's in agony!
[Loudon] Ah! Ah. Ah.
No.
[Nurse] How are you feeling Mr. Clear? [Loudon] My wallet, my clothes. [Nurse] Oh, your wife took everything home. She's going to be back later with your pajamas. [Loudon] My wife? Oh, my God. She didn't take the Rolls? [Nurse] Oh, it's a beautiful car. She gave some of the girls a ride in it. [Loudon] Oh no, no, no -- not Mrs. Worthington's Rolls Royce? [Nurse] Mm-hmm. [Loudon] But Murray's in it. [Nurse] Mm-hmm. [Loudon] She's got Murray! [Nurse] Mm-hmm.
[Loudon] Harlem! Harlem! I've got to get to Harlem! [Nurse] Mr. Clear!
Oh, Mr. -- you can't go anywhere. We still have to run more tests. [Loudon] My name is not Clear, and I'm perfectly, perfectly fine.
I'm a lawyer, see, I'm a lawyer, see, and I know my rights. I'm going to Harlem. What is wrong with this door?
[Nurse] Well, you just -- you just have to push.
[Loudon] Yeah.
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
Okay. 735 135th Street! Step on it! [Taxi Driver 1] Sure thing. I'm not supposed to pick up anybody without their clothes on. Company policy.
Damn good policy, too. [Gun Punk] 9 millimeter, semiautomatic ...
only 33 moving parts.
[Nikki] Yap Yap Yap Yap! [Gun Punk] For easy stripping and uh, cleaning. 27 ounces, fits in your pocketbook, light and deadly. A favorite with the ladies.
[Nikki] Very nice. [Gun Punk] The ever popular .44 magnum with chrome finish -- effective but common. And for more serious self-defense ...
you've got your AK47 Soviet Assault rifle. Or the AUGSA 45 millimeter ...
really the cutting edge of automatic fire power.
[Nikki] Now you're talkin'.
Hah!
[Gun Punk] I got assault knives, 10-inch blades, car stereos, compact disc players, watches, video cameras ...
I've got bootleg tapes, I've got Italian suits, shoes, designer jeans --
[Taxi Driver 1] Oh, you're gettin' married, are you? [Loudon] Yup. Tomorrow at 12, I'm marrying Wendy Worthington.
[Taxi Driver 1] You? Nah. You marry Wendy Worthington? I can't see it. You're not her type. [Loudon] You know Wendy? [Taxi Driver 1] Sure -- Wendy from Scarsdale. I had her in the cab once. [Loudon] Well, just because you happened to have given her a ride doesn't mean you know her type.
[Taxi Driver 1] I didn't say I gave her a ride. I said I had her in the cab. Well, here we are. That'll be $6.50.
[Loudon] I don't have any money.
[Taxi Driver 1] Ah, forget it. Any friend of Wendy's --
[Loudon] Hey! Hey! Get away from there! Go on! Get away! No! No! No! Get off! Get away!
This is my stuff. This is my car. Put that down. [Vandal] What's wrong with you? [Loudon] What ...
[Vandal] Come on. [Loudon] But -- hey! What are you doing?
Don't do that! Don't do that! Uh-huh. Oh, my God!
There was a Patagonian Felis in here. A Patagonian Felis was in this cage.
Murray? Murray! Come here, boy. Here kitty, kitty -- God damn it! Come on. Cut that out. Leave it, leave it. [TELEPHONE RINGS] [Vandal] Hello.
No, this is not Loudon.
Loudon? You Loudon? [Loudon] Yeah.
[Vandal] Telephone.
[Loudon] Hello? [Mr. Worthington] Loudon?
How's it going, son? [Loudon] Oh, Mr. Worthington. Sir, actually there's been a wrinkle or two at this end.
[Mr. Worthington] You did take care of that charitable errand we discussed, didn't you? [Loudon] Actually, the charitable errand missed the bus.
[Mr. Worthington] That's not what I want to hear, Loudon.
[Loudon] But, I'm going to have her on the next one, guaranteed. No problem.
Stop that. [Mr. Worthington] I see.
[Loudon] Uh, sir, how dangerous is this person?
[Mr. Worthington] Her bark is much worse than her bite.
[Loudon] Well, what does she bite, sir? It's important that I know that. [Mr. Worthington] I think we'd all be a lot happier on this most joyous of weekends if Nikki Finn were far, far away.
[Loudon] Oh, I couldn't agree with that more, Sir. She'll be on the next bus. Guaranteed. No problem. [Mr. Worthington] I hope so.
Here's Wendy. [Wendy] Loudon?
Where are you sweetie? We've already finished the first course. [Loudon] I'm in, uh, Scarsdale. [Vandal] Yeah, check this out!
[Loudon] Why don't you, why don't you go ahead and order without me.
[Wendy] Did you get the ring?
[Loudon] Oh -- damn it. I haven't gotten to that yet. I'm running a little behind schedule here. [Wendy] You will be at the Co-op interview won't you? [Loudon] Oh, absolutely. Sure. Of course. I'll meet you there, okay?
[Bum] Hey, white boy -- give me a dollar?
[Wendy] Loudon! Exactly what part of Scarsdale are you in? [Loudon] Honey, I've really got to go. Kiss, kiss. Bye bye.
[Mrs. Worthington] Darling, where is he? [Wendy] Scarsdale.
[Loudon] Come on, get back here! Bring that back! [Vandals] Shut up, white boy. [Loudon] Oh, God.
[Undercover cop] Go ahead and piss on me, you bastard.
We got a problem. The gun runner's in number 6. Let's move.
[Gun Punk] That's "B" for boy, 321-7621-413.
[Nikki] Hey, you got these in pink? [Gun Punk] Hold on. Pink? Let me check.
[Loudon] Alright! Where's Murray?
[Nikki] Hi!
[Nikki] Hold it. He's with me. [Gun Punk] You set me up, punk!
[Nikki] Get real.
[Gun Punk] Stay there! Both of you!
Nobody breathe!
The name is Loudon Trout. [Nikki] Trott. [Gun Punk] Trott, T-R-O-T-T. Expiration date 6/89. Amount $2,340.
[Loudon] You don't have to call it in, it's a Gold Card stupid.
[Nikki] Easy, Chuckles.
[Loudon] Just tell me. I won't be upset. I really just want to know.
Are you the anti-Christ?
You can tell me, really. I swear I won't be mad.
You are, aren't you? [Nikki] Move.
[Undercover cop] Charlie, they're upstairs. [Nikki] Uh-oh.
[Cop] Okay, Murph, I'm right behind you. [Nikki] This way!
[Loudon] A mile and a half. A mile and a half. Just take her to the bus station.
A mile and a half.
What'd you do with Murray? [Nikki] He had to go. I let him out.
[Loudon] No, you didn't.
[Nikki] Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go.
[Loudon] Oh, whoa!
[Nikki] Jump! [Loudon] Oh! [Nikki] Come on! [Loudon] Are you insane?
[Nikki] I did it, you can do it.
[Loudon] You're a criminal; I'm a tax attorney.
I'll be alright here. I'm sure somebody called the cops.
[Nikki] They are the cops. [GUNSHOTS]
[Loudon] Maybe if I just explain. [Nikki] Explain what, Trott ...
that we were buying four stolen semi-automatic weapons on your Gold Card?
[Loudon] Oh, hey! [SIREN] [Nikki] Ha ha ha ha! [Cop] Hey, over here!
[Cop] I got the other kid!
[Loudon] They'll put us in separate cells, won't they?
I mean, we won't be rooming together?
[Nikki] Relax, Counselor, nobody's going to prison.
[Loudon] Alright, let's see here.
Lunch -- that's off. Got to find Murray, that's number one.
[Nikki] Wow, you print everything. And you never go below the line. I'm very impressed.
[Loudon] Good, because impressing you is what I live for.
Alright. Tux -- got that, sort of.
Okay, got to go to Cartier, pick up the ring. [Nikki] Oh.
A ring, huh? [Loudon] Yeah. A wedding ring. I'm getting married tomorrow. [Nikki] Oh, great. What's her name? [Loudon] Wendy.
[Nikki] Oh, Wendy! That's a nice name. I'd like to meet her. [Loudon] Well, you two really don't have much in common, you see, she being ...
a mere human person and you being a force of nature. [FIRE ALARM]
[Loudon] Oh, God.
[SCREAMS]
[SIREN]
[Nikki] Two guys are following me out there. I think they're crazy. [Loudon] They must be. [Nikki] Yeah. You know, in high school we used to hang out in these things all the time ...
sneaking cigarettes, lying about boys. Making big plans.
[Loudon] Is that when you started murdering people?
[Nikki] Hey, I'm a thief. I admit that. But I never killed anybody. [Loudon] Alright, alright. [Nikki] I was framed, Loudon. I was going with this guy named Johnny. Small time booster bookmaker type. Johnny finds out about this big white-collar guy who's into a lot of bogus stuff, but I never knew his name.
Johnny gets the goods on this guy, though. He gets everything -- photos, tapes, financial records, stuff like that.
Then, Johnny puts it all in a safety deposit box and he gives me the key, see?
He decides to blackmail the dude, but the dude doesn't bend. The dude has some creep named Raoul to hit Johnny. Raoul stuffs the body in the trunk of my car, I don't know it's there, I take a red light, the cops stop me, and they find Johnny in a bunch of pieces in the back of the car. The judge called it a crime of passion.
Hey, I liked Johnny, but not enough to kill him. [Loudon] These things happen. [Nikki] Yeah, but Johnny never told me the name of the bank or the box number that this key goes to but Raoul knows. Raoul got out of him before he finished him off. So I got the key, Raoul's got the box number, so we gotta get Raoul. What do you say? You help me?
[Loudon] Help you what? [Nikki] Clear my name. [Loudon] Clear your name? That's what this is all about, clearing your name? [Nikki] Yeah. [Loudon] Why don't you just go and steal one? [Nikki] Come on, just help me out ...
and I'll be on the next bus, I swear to God, Trott. Don't send me back to Philly a murderess.
[Loudon] Well, uh, this guy, Raoul -- he really, he sounds like trouble. [Nikki] Yeah, but we can handle him, you and me. 'cause we're a team, Loudon, a lean, mean fighting machine of a team.
Come on, somewhere deep down inside of there I see a fighter in you. Admit it. [Loudon] Well, you know I fence. I started fencing when I was in prep school. My father never approved, though. He didn't think it was very manly. [Nikki] Fence, huh? I knew you had it in you. [Loudon] Yeah, I won the State intercollegiate.
But my father never came to see me. [Nikki] Why would your father ...
want to watch you turn over stolen goods? [Loudon] Um. [Nikki] You're twisted. [Loudon] Yeah. [Nikki] No, I mean your glasses. Stay still. I'll fix them.
[Loudon] No, that's okay.
[Nikki] You got really neat hands. [Loudon] Thank you, they came with the arm. [Nikki] This arm? [Loudon] Yeah. [Nikki] This arm? [Loudon] Yes.
[Nikki] This arm? [Loudon] Same one.
Ah! [Nikki] Feel good? [Loudon] Uh, yes, actually.
[Nikki] So you gonna help me? [Loudon] Uh, yeah.
[Nikki] Ha ha! Goody! [Loudon] No, oh, I mean, I'll consider it. If you help me. We had a Patagonian Felis in the back seat? Murray? Murray? Perhaps you remember Murray.
[WHISTLES]
[Loudon] How did you do that? [Tiger] ROAR!'
[Nikki] I have my methods. ***
[Gay Cop] Are they still sittin' there. What could they be up to? [Butch Cop] What do you care? You're paid by the hour.
What'd you get?
[Gay Cop] Oh, I got the cold quail with pesto and cubed goat cheese.
It's marinated in a little olive oil and thyme, and well I picked up the wild rice with French morel mushrooms on a bed of radicchio lettuce, and there's a little dijon dressing on the side. I got that for you.
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