WHO'S THAT GIRL?

[HUMMING WITH RADIO]

[Nikki] Loudon, why do you think they call these things McNuggets?

[Loudon] I don't know, Nikki. One of life's greatest unsolved mysteries.

[Nikki] Murray sure likes them.

Here, try some sweet and sour sauce, honey.

There he is!

[Loudon] One of them's big, very big.

[Nikki] Yeah, yeah.

Not as big as this. Let's do it.

[Car Crash]

[Pedestrian] Uh-oh. Someone's got a problem.

[Nikki] Turn around, walk down that street, look back and you're dead.

[Chauffeur] Yeah.

[Nikki] Move!

Don't even think about it!

[Raoul] Nikki!

[Nikki] Long time Raoul.

Take them out with your fingertips and drop them on the floor, thank you.

[Loudon] Listen, I just witnessed an accident back there. I'm going to at least go back and give my name.

[Nikki] Drive!

[Loudon] What?

[Nikki] I said get in and drive!

[HORNS HONK]

[Raoul] What's this all about, Nikki.

[Nikki] Cut the innocent act, Raoul. I know you hit Johnny. How you doing, Loudon?

[Loudon] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No!

[Nikki] Loudon don't see too good without his glasses.

[Raoul] Nikki, don't do anything crazy.

[Nikki] I'm out of control, you little poindexterhead.

[Shoots out the back window]

I want the name of the bank and the safety deposit box number, now!

[Raoul] What good is that going to do? No one's ever found the key.

[Nikki] Honey, I never lost it.

I've been sittin' on this thing for four years.

Yeah.

You're doin' fine, Loudon.

[Loudon] Thank you, thank you.

[Raoul] No he ain't!

[Nikki] Yes he is! The name of the bank and the box number, now!

[Raoul] Nikki, don't get mental now! We can talk this out!

[Nikki] What's the matter? You afraid of what I might find in that box? Huh?

 I think you better find a place to park, Loudon.

[Loudon] Okay.

[Nikki] Nice spot.

Okay, everybody out. Let's go. Come on. No monkey business. Let's go.

Move it.

[Loudon] Oh! Ow!

[Gay Cop] Man, I'd hate to be way up there like that hanging on a car door.

[Butch Cop] I'd hate to be way up there like that and not hanging on to a car door.

[Nikki] Keep goin'. You too, Shorty, up against the car.

[Loudon] TIME OUT! TIME OUT!

[Nikki] I want that number.

[Raoul] Looks like your boyfriend's in trouble.

[Nikki] Later for him!

[Loudon] Later?

[Nikki] Loudon, I'm busy --

hey, hey, give me that. Hey!

[GUNSHOT]

Hey, that's my gun.

[Nikki] Hey, thank you. Aha.

My gun. Stop it! Get away from me, you big bad bully!

[COCKS GUN]

[Raoul] Huh!

[Loudon] Now talk! Cartier closes in half an hour!

[Raoul] Kawamatsu Bank!

[Loudon] Kawamatsu!

[Raoul] On Madison. Box Number 6111.

[Nikki] Trott! Help!

[Loudon] Oh, now you need my help! How the worm has turned!

[Nikki] Loudon, please!

[Loudon] Well, what about later for him?

[Nikki] I didn't mean it. I had my fingers crossed.

[Loudon] Alright.

[Nikki] Ow!

[Benny] Ow!

[Nikki] Whoa!

[Benny] Whoa!

[SPLASH]

[HORN PLAYS MELODY]

[Loudon] Fire hydrant, fire hydrant, fire hydrant. Excuse me, fire hydrant.

[Nikki] Listen, why can't we go to the bank first?

[Loudon] No! We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of my things.

[Nikki] Is that what you're upset about? Should I tell you something, Trott?

We did the world a favor. I mean those guys were scum.

Hey, they weren't even scum. They aspired one day to be scum.

[Loudon] Nonetheless, nonetheless, nonetheless, double homicide was not on my agenda.

[Nikki] Look, I got a good idea. Why don't you just tell me the box number, and I'll go to the bank, and I'll meet you back here? It'll save time.

[Loudon] Listen to me you little insane person. I'm not letting you out of my sight. I gave my word I would see you on that bus ...

and until that glorious moment comes, you and I are stuck together like glue, like Mutt and Jeff, Amos and Andy, Frick and Frack ...

Spic and Span, Yin and Yang, Arm and Hammer, Pork and Beans.

[SLAP]

[Nikki] The bank closes in a half an hour.

[Loudon] Yeah.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Good afternoon, Mr. Trott.

[Loudon] Afternoon.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] How's mother, sir?

[Loudon] Mother? Fine, fine.

[Jewelry Lady] Tomorrow's the big day, sir.

Congratulations.

[Loudon] Thank you. Thank you.

[Jewelry Lady] The ring is all ready for you, sir.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] I don't recognize Madame, Sir? An out-of-town guest?

[Nikki] Out-of-town, sort of. I'm Loudon's, uh, cous --

Mr. Trott's sister.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Sister? I wasn't aware Mr. Trott had a sister.

[Nikki] Been away a few years.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Boarding school?

[Nikki] Boarding school, right.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Switzerland?

[Nikki] Excuse me?

[Gay Jewelry Guy] I said was the school Swiss?

[Nikki] Sure. Sure, one of the Swissest.

[Car Thief] Can you handle it?

[Car Thief] Do it, do it.

[Car Thief] Can you handle it? Do it today, man.

[Car Thief] Today.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[Car Thief] We're cool.

[Car Thief] Let's go.

[Car Thief] Go!

[HORN HONKS]

[Car Thief] Yo. Whoo!

[HORN PLAYS MELODY]

[Nikki] Excuse me, I'd like to take a look at that.

I like this. It's very sweet.

Hmm. Think this'll fit on a tiger?

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Tiger? No question.

[Jewelry Lady] There you are, sir. Shall I put this on Mother's account?

[Loudon] Yes.

[Nikki] Put this on Mother's account too ...

for Murray.

[Loudon] [WHISPERS] Have mercy.

[Nikki] But Loudon, he's almost extinct.

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Well, I see the clasp is broken. I can get this fixed.

[Nikki] Hey! Give me that key!

[Gay Jewelry Guy] Aah!

[Nikki] I want my key! Give me that key!

[CRASH]

[Customer] Oh, no!

[Customer] Oh!

[Security] No you don't!

[Nikki] Let me down. I want my key.

Come back here. Give me my key!

Put me down! You get over here!

[Loudon] Oh, my God! Where's the car?

[Nikki] Wait! There they are!

[Loudon] Where's the car? Murray! Murray!

[Nikki] Aaaaaaaaahh!

Thank you. Get in here.

Sorry.

[Loudon] Well, what about Mrs. Worthington's car? What about Murray?

[Nikki] Later, Loudon. Follow that brown E.P.C. truck, okay?

[Loudon] There's an extra 20 in this if you can explain to me what's going on.

Oh. Hey, hey. You stole that from Cartier. That's grand theft.

[Nikki] Thanks.

[Loudon] But they're going to come after us.

[Nikki] Loudon, you don't seem to understand. They don't care about this stuff.

Those places they deal in diamonds. They don't want the diamonds stolen so they put stuff like this out for people to take. It's what you call in business a loss leader.

They want us to steal it, yeah.

You understand that? It's like a promotional thing with them.

[Loudon] Excuse me. Do you mind?

Ahh.

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