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[Loudon] They're my bridesmaids.
[SCREAMING]
[Wendy] You're hurting my neck.
[Nikki] Raoul, let the chick go. I got the key.
[Loudon] Nikki.
[Nikki] You heard what I said. Let her go, or no deal.
[Wendy] You -- you're not from Atlanta.
[Wendy] No, I'm not from Atlanta.
[Wendy] Who are you?
[Nikki] Don't worry. I'm nobody. [Raoul] Alright, just stay calm.
We'll change partners here. \ [Bridesmaid] Oh, no, Wendy!
[Bridesmaid] Go! Go!
[Raoul] Come on!
[Nikki] I know I put it in here somewhere. [Raoul] Drop the key! Come on!
[WHISTLES]
[Bridesmaids] Aaaaaah!
ROAR!
[Raoul] Nikki, please!
[Nikki] Ha!
Ha ha ha ha.
[Tiger] ROAR!
[Loudon] Well ... that concludes our presentation. Yeah.
[Wendy] So ... did we get it?
[Bridesmaids] Aaaaaah!
[Bridesmaid] No. [Bridesmaid] Oh, get your hands off of me!
[Reporter] Do you feel that you're being exploited as women?
[Bridesmaid] I don't understand the question.
[Reporter] Have you developed a relationship with your captors? Do you find yourself physically attracted to them? [Bridesmaid] Ooh, gross! [Music] Should have
left you standing Like a train you'd
come Nowhere to run Nowhere to go My conscience is
clear [Loudon] Hello, Mr. Bell. [Mr. Bell] Ah, there he is! Come on in my dear boy, come on in. We've been waiting for you. You've not been up here before, have you? [Loudon] Is this rent control, or what? [Mr. Bell] Actually, I own the block. Excuse the mess. I recently lost Elwood, my housekeeper. [Loudon] He quit? [Mr. Bell] No, no, no. I lost him. I think he's in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing. Anyway, I meant to have you up here sooner, but as you know I travel a lot, searching the sphere for endangered animals that need my help, such as the Patagonian Felis Concolor I sent you for. [Loudon] Uh, Mr. Bell, I have some horrible, horrible news. [Mr. Bell] Really? [Loudon] We better sit down. I picked up the cat -- I did, as I promised I would. But something happened. A, a woman happened, actually. I was supposed to drive her to the bus station. [PURR] [Loudon] Murray? He's here? [Mr. Bell] Well, of course he's here. He's been here all night. Your fiancee brought him. [Loudon] My fiancee? [POP] [Nikki] Hello, Counselor. [Loudon] How -- how -- [Nikki] I told you, I have my methods. You're shiverin' Loudie. Want a drink or somethin'? You look like you could use a little warming up. [Mr. Bell] What a magnificent city ... a city of infinite possibilities ... especially in the rain. They say that no two drops of rain are identical. [Loudon] Actually, Sir, I believe it's no two snowflakes that are -- [Mr. Bell] Actually, I believe it's neither. It's no two loves that are identical. For example, I love this infuriating town. I love women who laugh. I love women who refuse to laugh. Won Ton Soup. Halloween. I love all of these things in different ways. None sweeter than the other. Life is grand. [Nikki] I know exactly what you mean, Mr. Bell. [Mr. Bell] I believe you do. She's quite extraordinary. [Nikki] Extraordinary. [Mr. Bell] To not growing old ... gracefully. [Loudon] To today ... the greatest day of my life. [Mr. Bell] It's not over yet. [SNORE] [Mr. Bell] I needed that. How long was I out for? Gosh, it's time to take Murray upstairs. Would you care to join me? [Nikki] You better believe it. [Mr. Bell] It's been my dream for decades to create a refuge right here in the city where endangered species could repopulate themselves. I've saved over 27 individual breeds so far. Let's hope our friend Murray is feeling amorous tonight. I think he is. It's in the air. ROAR! [ANIMAL NOISES] [WHISTLES] [Nikki] Gee whiz! Mr. Bell, you really outdid yourself this time. [Mr. Bell] You're not going to find a better Brazilian rainforest anywhere on the upper west side. [Loudon] I had no idea. I mean this is ... this is ... oh, wow! [CHIRP, CHIRP] [GROWL] [Nikki] You made it, Murray. You're home. He likes me. [Monkey] Eeay! [Mr. Bell] Come along! This way! [WOLF WHISTLE] [Loudon] I have a two-bedroom duplex on the upper east side. The living room is big, but it's not as big as this. And there's a kitchen -- it's like off to the side when you come in. I don't have anywhere near as many plants, though. [Nikki] Here, baby. Ha ha ha. GROWL! [Nikki] Ha ha. There she is. ROAR! [Nikki] She's beautiful, Murray. I love you baby. MEOW! [Mr. Bell] Well, I've got to go. Make yourselves at home. Good night. [Nikki] Good night, Mr. Bell. MEOW! [Mr. Bell] Coming, dear. Sorry, I'm late. I had some rather important guests. [Loudon] Oh, Mr. Bell! Where are we? Which w ... Mr. Bell? [SQUAWK] [Loudon] I think it's this way. [ELEPHANT TRUMP] [Loudon] No. No. Uh ... which way is west? [Nikki] Ha! Loudon, it's been a long time. [Loudon] A long time! [Nikki] Yeah. Four years. [Loudon] A long time. [Nikki] Yeah. [Loudon] A long time. [PURR] [Nikki] Hmmph! This will only take a couple of seconds. Then we're going straight to the district attorney's office with all the evidence. And you know, I want to get a copy of everything to get to the newspapers. Can't you see the headlines: "Innocent, beautiful girl names mystery murderer"? Ha ha ha! How does that sound? [Bank Employee] Your box number. [Loudon] 6111. [Bank Employee] Sign in, please. [Nikki] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [BUZZ] [Nikki] Think this is going to be on the 6:00 news? I mean, I've never been on television before. Hey, do you think you are ready to hang out with a celebrity? I wonder if my mom's gonna see in Philadelphia. See, she's got this brother Joe -- that's my Uncle Joe, and I got cousins, though, you know I don't have a lot of relatives. But you know it would be really great if the relatives that I have could see it, it'd be good. Then we gotta get out of this town. Find some sun. Because we both could use it. Look at me. Four years in the can and I'm pale as a ghost. Can I tell you something? You look like you could use a little fun in the sun yourself. You know -- [Loudon] Why do you smoke so many cigarettes? [Nikki] I don't know what else to do with them. What's wrong with you? [Loudon] I'm marrying Wendy Worthington in two hours, as scheduled. As scheduled. Aren't you going to open that? [Nikki] No. It doesn't matter. [Loudon] Nikki, you really didn't think that I was. I mean ... [Nikki] I didn't think anything. [Butch Cop] See. I told you if we staked out the bus station we'd find her. [Gay Cop] Oh, is that what you're going to tell the captain, huh, that it was all your idea? [Butch Cop] Well, it was. [Gay Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Gay Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Gay Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Gay Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Gay Cop] Oh, man. That's it. When this thing's over, I'm applying for a transfer. [Butch Cop] Fine. I'll type it up for you. [Bridesmaid] Oh, my God! [Bridesmaid] Oh, my God! [SCREAMING] [Nikki] You don't have to wait. [Loudon] No, I just want to make sure you get on. So, make sure you contact your parole officer. And register with the employment people. And maybe you can get a job in an animal hospital, or something, because you seem to really have a way with wild ... animals. [Bus Announcer] Let's go! Last call! [BEEP, BEEP] [Nikki] That's your life calling. [Loudon] Yeah. Yeah. I gotta go. [Nikki] See you, Trott. Don't forget to wear your seat belt. [Raoul] There she goes! Move! Aah. Shut those girls up. [Butch Cop] Let's move. [TIRE BLOWS] [COUGH] [PLAYING CHAMBER MUSIC] GROWL! [SNORE] [TIRE BLOWS] [Mrs. Worthington] Oh, my lord. Oh, my car! Look at my car! [Loudon] What's the problem? [Mrs. Worthington] Oh, look. It's a wreck. Oh, baby. [Loudon] I'm sorry, I don't see it. What do you see, a nick? [Mrs. Worthington] A nick? A nick? No. How can you not see it? It's everywhere. [Mr. Worthington] Oh. You decided to join us. Rogers, I won't be needing that shotgun after all. Any problem with Operation Prisoner Shuttle? [Loudon] Clockwork. Hello, Walter. [Wendy] There you are. [Loudon] Oh. [Wendy] Where have you been? [Loudon] I'm sorry, dear. I was delayed, doing an errand for your father. [Wendy] I tried calling you all last night. [Loudon] Oh! I was at my, uh, bachelor party. You know, my last big hurrah. [Wendy] Yes. Damn right it was. Where are the bridesmaids? Have you seen them? Oh, there are the words I had printed up for the ceremony. [Loudon] "What the world needs now is love"? [Wendy] No, no, that's what I say. You say this, "It's the only thing there's just too little of." Oh, stop. [THUD] Wendy! Hey! Hey. Oh! Excuse me! Sorry. Hey! Excuse me! [HONK HONK] [HERE COMES THE BRIDE] [Horny Cop] I'm just so tired of the bar scene. [Horny Cop] Yeah, I even tried a dating service. But it was just a waste of time. [Horny Cop] So how are we supposed to meet girls? [BRIDESMAIDS] [SCREAMING] [Wendy] "What the world needs now is love, sweet love." [Loudon] "No, not just for some, but for everyone." [Horny Cop] You all right? [Horny Cop] Damn it. Damn it! Taxi! Taxi! Come on, let's go! [Horny Cop] Get off my foot! [Preacher] Loudon, Wendy, we've all heard the saying, "They are made for each other." Well, whoever coined that phrase might have had these two fine young people in mind. [Bus Passenger] Imagine a nice girl like that forgetting her wedding day. [Nikki] Hello! Open up the gate, okay? Loudon, open the gate, okay? I've got something I've got to tell you. Loudon! [Kicks the intercom] [Bridesmaids] [SCREAMING] [Bridesmaid] Hey, it's the bridesmaids! We're here! It's Diane. Open the gate! Open the gate! [Bridesmaid] A porsche! [Bridesmaid] Quick! Open the gate! Please open the gate! Oh, the police! The police! [Raoul] Okay, Nikki. Give us the stuff, Nikki. [Nikki] Is that your tough look, Raoul? Is that the best you can do? [Raoul] Nikki, Nikki, don't make us take it from you. [Benny] No, Nikki, make us take it from you. [Nikki] What's that over there? [Raoul] What? [Nikki] Ha! Give it back! [Preacher] Perhaps Burt Bacharach is right. "Love, sweet love" -- perhaps it really is the only thing there's just too little of. [Taxi Driver 3] Hey, this is the Worthington place. What's going on here? [Bridesmaids] [IN UNISON] We're trying to get in! [Taxi Driver 3] Oh, hang on. Wendy gave me the key. I had her in my cab once. Hee hee hee hee. [Raoul] First time I ever seen this broad shut up. [Benny] Yeah, let's do it to her like we did to her boyfriend. [Raoul] It would be my pleasure, my brother. [CLICK] [DOORBELL RINGS] [Benny] Yo, boss. It's that cat again. [Nikki] Murray! [Raoul] Oh, shit. Not again. ROAR! [Gay Cop] Police! Everyone's under uh ... under arrest. [Nikki] So there. Thanks Mur. GROWL! [Butch Cop] All right, drop them. [Raoul] What? [Butch Cop] These are your rights. Hey! [Bridesmaids] Aaaaah! [HORN PLAYS MELODY OFF-KEY] [Preacher] If there's anyone here who knows any reason why these two should not be married ... [Nikki] Yeah! [Shocked guest] Oh! [Shocked guest] Oh! [Nikki] I got two reasons. The bride's father is an embezzler and a murderer. See, my ex-boyfriend Johnny Scatelli found out he was skimmin' money off the trust fund that his firm is handling, so he hired two goons named Benny and Raoul to hit Johnny and they stuffed him in the trunk of my car. And I took the fall and did four years in the slammer, while this guy, the creep of the eighties, went free! [Shocked guest] No! [Nikki] And the second reason ... the groom is in love with me. [Shocked guest] No! [Shocked guest] No! [Shocked guest] No! [Loudon] I can't. [Wendy] Buck! [Mr. Worthington] She's crazy! Look how she's dressed! She can't prove a word of it! [Butch Cop] I think she can! Interesting reading! Now, would you -- [Mr. Worthington] I'm not going anywhere. [Loudon] On guard! [Mr. Worthington] I didn't want it to end this way, son. But you should have just taken her to the bus. [Nikki] Loudon! [Loudon] Thanks, honey. [Nikki] Get, him! [Bridesmaids] Violence! [Bus Passenger] Do I stop here? [Wendy] You'll take care of me, won't you Buckie? [Buck] Of course I will. I'm very muscular. [Bridesmaids] Aaaah! [Nikki] Who's winnin'? [Loudon] I don't know yet, hon. [Mr. Worthington] Heads up. [Nikki] Hope you win. [Loudon] Thank you. [Nikki] After this, let's go to Philly, okay, because I haven't seen my mom for four years. [Loudon] Okay. [Nikki] Hurry up! I'm bored! [Horny Cop] So, tell me. Are you girls together? [Bridesmaids] Yeah! [Loudon] That's for the four years you stole from Nikki! And this is for me! [Mr. Worthington] Aaaaaah! [Nikki] Ha! Mm mm. Try some cake, honey. It's delicious. [Wedding Guests] Aww. Aww. [Butch Cop] So, still puttin' in for that transfer? [Gay Cop] Yeah, I'm talking to the captain first thing in the morning. [Butch Cop] Tomorrow's Sunday, man. [Gay Cop] Oh yeah, that's right. In that case, forget it. Besides, what would you do without me, anyway? You know. [Butch Cop] Hi ... [Gay Cop] Doyle. [GROPE] [Benny] [Howls] [Nikki] So, I figure we can open up, like you said, an animal hospital or something. And we can call it the Critter Crisis Center. Does that sound good? And I could take care of the animals. And you, you could count the money, you know. Add up the figures. [Loudon] Knock, knock. [Nikki] Who's there? [Loudon] Olive. [Nikki] Olive who? [Loudon] I love you, Nikki Finn. [Nikki] Oh. So sweet. [Loudon] Knock, knock. [Nikki] Loudon. [Loudon] What? [Nikki] Would you do me a favor? [Loudon] Uh-huh. [Loudon] Shut up and kiss me. [Music] Who's that girl? [WHISTLES] ROAR! [Music] Who's that
girl? Quien es esa nina? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? You try to avoid
her, fate is in your hands. Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Light up my life, so
blind I can't see. Run faster, her
laughter burns you up inside. Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Light up my life, so
blind I can't see. Now, who's that
girl? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl?
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