SIR!  NO SIR! -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[ARMY SUCKS]

DONALD DUNCAN, U.S. ARMY SPECIAL FORCES: Don't misunderstand. I liked being in the Marine Corp. I thought it was good.

ELDER HALIM GULLAHBEMI, U.S. ARMY: When I did go into the military, I went in there gung ho. In basic training, you have these 500 points that you score. I scored like 501 or something. I was really ready.

BILL SHORT, U.S. ARMY: I was certain that every member of my family had their war, and that there would be a war for me. And I would go off and be a hero and fight the good fight for this country.

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