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BATMAN -- SEDUCTION OF THE GUN -- GRAPHIC NOVEL

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MAYALL: Heh. Call me Charlie. No. The Am Attack-90 is our best seller, Commissioner. It's the fastest growing handgun in America -- perhaps the world. Which is unusual, given the state of the industry today. In my business, the gun business, we have an unusual problem: we make things too well. Our market is oversold with product. Guns wear out only over a long period. Guns that were previously owned usually work just as well and cost less. It's part of the reason Colt is in Chapter Eleven. And we're nowhere near as big. The solution? Make a new product and create a market for it. It's a high-tech age, so we made our guns more high-tech. Guns are seductive so we made ours sexy. We make modifications every few years, add a gimmick, and try to get people to trade up. Isn't that what the automotive industry does, or the computer industry? Isn't that what America's all about? Know what the fastest-growing segment of the gun-owning population is? Women. So we created this model specifically to address their needs -- lighter, not as bulky, and pretty. We're experimenting with titanium parts for lighter, smaller guns, experimenting with different colors, holsters for handbags, and the such. Women are going to be very big for us. VERY big.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: Bigger than the gang market, Mr. Mayall?

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