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KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Rich Terenzi] Ooooooh, scary!

[Mike Tobacco] Dave, did you call for help?

[Dave Hanson] Yeah, yeah, help is on the way.

[Mike Tobacco] Did you tell them it was an invasion?

[Dave Hanson] I told them, but I don't really believe it myself. Where did they come from? Why are they here? Why -- why clowns?

[Mike Tobacco] They are not clowns. Some kind of animals in the world that look like clowns.

Shit, Dave, Dave -- maybe they are the ancient astronauts, you know, that came to our planet centuries ago, and our idea of clowns comes from them.

[Dave Hanson] Well, how come they're not funny?

[Rich Terenzi] Maybe they are from a dying planet. Maybe their sun pooped out, and they need a new place to live.

[Mike Tobacco] Maybe they are using us for experiments to dissect and study.

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