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KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Paul Terenzi] Calling all clowns, calling all clowns. This is Joe Joe. Are there any space clowns out there? Ha ha ha ha ha.

[Mike Tobacco] You guys, will you stop fooling around?

[Rich Terenzi] Look, Mike, come on. Cocoons? popcorn guns? monster shadows? whoooo, what do you think we are?

[Paul Terenzi] You know, we're not as stupid as we look.

[Rich Terenzi] This isn't the first wild thing you've tried to put over on us.

[Paul Terenzi] Look, do you remember Hidden Lake?

[Mike Tobacco] Oh come on, forget Hidden Lake. This has nothing to do with Hidden Lake.

[Rich Terenzi] Oh, we would have to be total morons to believe this clown invasion crap.

[Paul Terenzi] Yeah, if there are killer klowns running around here, then I'm Porky Pig.

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