KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE -- VIGNETTE 1 |
[Mike Tobacco] Dave, did you call for help? [Dave Hanson] Yeah, yeah, help is on the way. [Mike Tobacco] Did you tell them it was an invasion? [Dave Hanson] I told them, but I don't really believe it myself. Where did they come from? Why are they here? Why, why clowns? [Mike Tobacco] They are not clowns. Some kind of animals in the world that look like clowns. Shit, Dave, Dave -- maybe they are the ancient astronauts, you know, that came to our planet centuries ago and our idea of clowns comes from them. [Dave Hanson] Well, how come they're not funny. [Rich Terenzi] Maybe they are from a dying planet. Maybe their sun pooped out, they needed a new place to live. [Paul Terenzi] Maybe they are using us for experiments to dissect and study. [Dave Hanson] So that means they are intelligent. So why don't they communicate with us? I mean talk to us, instead of killing us? [Rich Terenzi] Maybe they are just cruising through the galaxy and stopped here for a bite to eat. |