by Tara Carreon

STOCK UP ON REPUBLICANS!
Alien Nation
Fags and fuckups
The streets are filled
With dark devils mumbling some naughty shit
And whores in short skirts
God, goddamn, where is god anymore
(I’m sure he’s really pissed at all of this)
what happened to good white americans
who respected the law and flag
and who didn’t talk loud or be violent,
who talked about stocks and lawns (well manicured)
these fags and fuckups should
be put in stocks, hah!
John Hays, aka Ashlan D’Antigone

REPROGRAM YOURSELF
Click here to play "Little
Electric Chair," by Iggy Pop
Little Electric Chair, by Iggy Pop
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
You didn't mean to do it
but you did it again
The night started out
Fuckin around with your friends
Somebody screamed and things went bad
Now you're standing accused
AND THE PROSECUTOR SAYS YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!
And they're frying' up your hair
In that little electric chair
They'll be fryin' up your hair
in that little electric chair
They'll be fryin' up your hair
In that little electric chair
Fryin' up your hair
In that little electric chair
Electric chair
Electric chair
Electric chair
Easy street is nice in a lawless nation
The police put some flyers in circulation
Stuck one in my door with some scary mugshot
They're looking for some bad boys
Height, weight, age, race, tattoos too
And they're fryin' up that hair
in that little electric chair
They'll be fryin' up some hair
in that little electric chair
fryin' up some hair
in that little electric chair
They'll be fryin' up that hair
in that little electric chair
Electric chair, WHOA!
Electric chair, WHOA! BZZZT!
Electric chair, WHOA!
The people are quietly lusting for blood
they wanna live in peace
but they don't wanna budge
from their lazy ways and their hazy notions
if the other half's livin'
let em eat pigeons
and live in prison
And they're fryin' up that hair, SSST!
in the little electric chair
they'll be fryin' up some hair
with that little electric chair
they'll be fryin' up that hair, SSST!
in that little electric chair
they'll be fryin' up some hair
in that little electric chair
Yeah, electric chair
electric chair
Ohhh, electric chair
electric chair
electric chair
electric chair, WHOA!
electric chair
electric chair, WHOA!
electric chair
electric chair, WHOA!

"I DON'T HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE MUSLIM, IT'S JUST THE
CLASH OF OUR CIVILIZATION IDENTITIES." -- SAMUEL P. HUNTINGTON
The
Clash of Civilizations, by Samuel P. Huntington

RED HOT POKER UP SAMUEL P. HUNTINGTON'S BUTT --
SUFFERING FOR ART, $1.00 PER BTU

SOUTHERN MAN

NOT FAR TO GO -- PERPETRATOR DISPOSING OF PHYSICAL
EVIDENCE, EXHIBIT 1

PLEASURING THE PRESIDENT -- "I LOVE THE BOY
BECAUSE HE'S CLEVER, NOT BECAUSE HE'S PRETTY."

WHERE IS MY ILLUMINATION, DUDE?
"Give me my Illumination!
I want my Illumination!
Give me my Illumination, Now!
Friends of the Death Baron
Great Unheard-Of Columns
They Feed Him Upside Down
THE ENLIGHTENED CANNIBAL -- "WE GLADLY FEAST ON THOSE
WHO WOULD SUBDUE US"

BUSH BRAINS
VACUUM PACKED!
"... THEY TASTE GOOD!"

TITS AND RICE
HOMESTYLE RECIPE

HEART OF CHENEY
MARINATED IN OIL

COLIN POWELL'S DICK
AGED FIVE YEARS

WOLFOWITZ BALLS
STRONG, GAMY FLAVOR

GONZALES TEXAS CHILI
HOTTER THAN THE DEVIL!

ALL KNUCKLES AND NAILS

STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE (ALL
KNUCKLES AND NAILS)

TERRORIST LIST -- YOUR NAME HERE
BRANDON MAYFIELD (Oregon Attorney)
PETE SEDA (Oregon Peace Activist)
YOUR NAME HERE

TOP BRAND CONFLICT BREAKFAST SERIAL
-- IT'S SO INSINUATING
© SKULL AND BONES -- NET WT. YOUR KARMA

THE CIA LOOKS IN THE MIRROR
"It is now clear that we are facing an
implacable enemy whose avowed objective is world domination by whatever
means and at whatever cost. There are no rules in such a game. Hitherto
acceptable norms of human conduct do not apply. If the United States is
to survive, longstanding concepts of fair play must be reconsidered. We
must develop effective espionage and counterespionage services and must
learn to subvert, sabotage and destroy our enemies by more clever, more
sophisticated and more effective methods than those used against us. It
may become necessary that the American people be made acquainted with,
understand and support this fundamentally repugnant philosophy." -- WWII
Lieutenant Gen. James Doolittle

NO DEATH CULTS!
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